“You know, I feel for the troops who are deployed overseas, far from home. They cannot see their families, their children, their loved ones, their friends. They cannot get leave to go somewhere decent for a beer in many Islamic countries where it is illegal to drink alcohol. They have to deal with all kinds of crap from officers and sometimes they have to go out in the middle of nowhere and get their butts shot off. There are even some instances when an officer orders them to go somewhere and die. Which is a drag. So, free cell phones for the troops? Free postage so they can write home? No, really, no. That isn’t right. That doesn’t get it. Here’s what we should do: Bring them home.” (06/08/09)