“I’d like to formally submit myself to replace Sarah Palin on the GOP ticket. I feel confident that John McCain will see that the very attributes he desired in his VP choice can be met, and even exceeded in some areas, by me. For your consideration, my big, fat resume: 1. Focus on the Family: I am the mother of five children, just like Governor Palin. I have known the demands of managing a full-time career and motherhood at the same time. I have juggled a breast pump and a BlackBerry, and I know when to put the BlackBerry down. 2. Reproductive Issues: I also believe that a teenager’s pregnancy is a ‘private family matter.’ In fact, I believe that every woman’s pregnancy is a ‘private, family matter.’” [editor’s note: This is not only insightful satire … it’s also downright hilarious throughout! - SAT] (10/10/08)