“Yes, I think ‘Mrs. Smith is headed to Washington.’ In real life. Sarah Pallin [sic] is playing Reece [sic] Witherspoon in ‘LEGALLY BLONDE’ — except Sarah’s brunette and she’s got a hunting rifle. You remember how that ends don’t you? As Don King would say ‘Only in America.’ But, isn’t that what makes America great? Sarah Pallin [sic] isn’t perfect. As a matter of fact, her personal life may be a mess. But who cares? She’s charming and refreshing and, as we say back in New York, she has chutzpah!” [editor’s note: No, this is not a joke - TLK] [other editor’s note: What party did you say they represented, and who are they paying to write their copy? - SAT] (09/04/08)