“Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings. The state, however, will continue to pursue a case against the other elderly man. Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the ‘good-looking girl’ who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover cop. Underhill says that he was going to give the woman a ride because he saw her sitting at a bus stop ‘with her (breasts) hanging out.’ He admits that he found her attractive, but that he found the sex talk confusing, and that he told her he had to come back later to wiggle out of the awkward situation. It was even more embarrassing, he said, to call his daughter from jail and ask her to pay his bond. … ‘All I was going to do was talk,’ he said Monday. ‘It wasn’t for sex. I am 93, you know.’ Meanwhile, in the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April. Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West. Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune that he was only flirting with the woman.” [editor’s note: For Pete’s sake, they should give these 2 guys a medal. Or a freebie. Not arrest them - MLS] (03/25/08)