“If the mere mention of ‘bong hits’ sends these Holy Joes over the edge, how about Genesis 1:29? ‘And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.’ (KJV) ‘Every herb bearing seed’ means exactly that: ‘every herb bearing seed.’ This includes hippy lettuce. It is enough that — in a post-9/11 America — what was left of the Constitution was sent through the shredder under the guise of fighting terrorism. (Most of it had already been finished off in the name of the War on Drugs.) In the future — in a post-’Bong hits 4 Jesus’ America — will everyone who has just a little too much fun wind up before the Supreme Court in order to clear up someone’s ‘doctrinal fog?’” (01/29/07)